formaldehyde by the speed of sound in seawater
snow cone syrup stains all over my left hand i was deemed “the snow cone king”
what we really do with our libido
Person #1: You're asexual yet have libido? What the hell do you do with all that sex drive if you don't feel the need?
Me: What do you think we do?. . . We bottle it up and sell it as viagra
even though i haven’t seen you in years, yours is a funeral i’d fly...